Starting today Burger King is offering a new burger that is called the French Fry Burger and I haven’t been this excited since I cleaned out my sock draw.
It is only a $1 so my mind can only imagine how massive and juicy this burger will be (let us all pause to allow my eyes to stop rolling with intense sarcasm). To be fair I decided to look up all of the details of this new offering on the Burger King website, to see what makes it so spectacular. On a side note looking up NUTRITION in a burger is as pointless as looking for a Tampon machine in a men’s restroom.
The burger has only 40 calories more than the BK Bacon value burger so I am going out on a limb and assuming that there are not many french fries on the it. After a few seconds of research I find that they only put 4 fries on each burger. Maybe I am not seeing the practical side of this invention. Maybe the Burger King Corporation is catering to that untapped market of people who do not possess the motor skills or the counting ability to take 4 fries and put it on the 80 cent plain burger.
This reminds me of how relieved I was when Subway started offering the BLT with Avocado on the menu for the same price as the BLT after you added avocado. Being able to save the ten seconds of asking them to put that on my sandwich has greatly changed my life. The four times I ordered it freed me up to write this article….so see…life changing!
Perhaps this could be the biggest invention since sliced bread or at least on the same level of the guy who named conjoined meat under meat sauce the McRib! With drugs being legalized in more and more states the target audience of such a burger is on the rise. Maybe I should invest all my money in Burger King now before their next invention comes out. Rumor has it that it may be called the Basic Burger With 3 Pickles…..can you imagine the possibilities?